Some Other Stuff Educated People Like

Rolling out of bed at 11am takes on new importance with my own nod to SEBPL: Brunch....Thats right educated black folks LOVE going to brunch..Its basically a way to be lazy with a touch a class ...waking up late and having breakfast and lunch combined because you were probably too hung over to wake up any earlier...lol The one thing that 'brunchers' (as we'll call them) love most is the pretentious tone one can take on when someone asks you @ say 2:30 what you did with your morning....It gives the bruncher an opportunity to rub their nose in the fact that while they were eating greasy turkey bacon and eggs on their sofa...you were sipping mimosas on some patio grubbing down on eggs florentine and scones...More importantly you get to feel better than them because they werent invited to brunch...an added plus...lol And of course going to brunch makes it necessary to have 'important' conversations about things such as current events, politics, etc..which also allows one to exhibit the vast knowledge they have on any subject...another great chance to show your superiority...And the main reason why most black folks love going to brunch?? because it used to be something only white folks were able to do.. its a way to claim our rightful place of snootiness and thumb our noses @ them for holding us back for so long....kinda like playing golf..or shopping at Saks :o)So the next time youre feeling extra cultured about yourself....invite a few friends out for brunch...not only will the white folks hate to see you coming, but youll be the envy of all those not seated @ the table with you...lolps>.im totally kidding with this..i love brunch....but its more b/c i hate getting up early than anything else....loltake care yall...